for good or for awesome
yesterday was nice and warm, but now, it's gray and shitty. what the fuck, man?-----
it's so sad to see something progress from the beginning as awesome to almost non-existent. you die a little inside.
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last night at work, pink floyd came into the restaurant. as in, the pink floyd.
then i looked at the sheets for next week and saw that jane goodall was having dinner.
great, i thought, first, acid-tripping musicians, next, shit-throwing primatologists.
we do attract some crazies sometimes.
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good: the california asparagus crop is coming in, and it's delicious.
bad: about 40% of the people who eat asparagus metabolize it as such so that a sulfur compund is excreted in their urine, giving it what we have affectionately called "the stinkles."
worse: i am in that 40%.
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maundy: thursday. i don't even know what maundy means.
good: friday. so that's why they weren't serving red meat yesterday.
black: saturday. no jesus today, folks. keep on your toes.
easter: sunday. i'm too old to get gifts from the bunny. maybe i'll just eat rabbit.
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you know you want to go to the AiR show. buy tickets from me.
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some days i wake up and i get this nagging feeling that i shouldn't even be here anymore. not like in the suicidal kind of way, but in the berkeley kind of way. i know i'm just feeling more and more left out of that whole thing that was the undergraduate experience, and the further i am from it, the better; though i can't escape it since physically it's so close by.
it makes me cringe sometimes when people complain about midterms and tests and papers and finals; i did the same thing, get over it.
and then the real world slaps me back into reality when i'm sitting at home on a friday night, bored, when all of the people i know have already set out for their usual friday night ritual of party-hopping and drunken escapades.
i have no friends.
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kristen: who's getting all the love? oh, it's calista!
calista: aww, yay!
mig: it's like bukkake! caliwukkake!
poursh: wait, what's 'bukkake'?
larry: you've never heard of 'bukkake' before?
poursh: no. what is it?
mig: it's like a costco-sized gluestick.
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it's time for a change.
1 Comments:
1) you can call me if you're bored on a friday night, anytime!
2) move to albany. sam and i feel like we're far enough away from berkeley to not get annoyed with undergrads, but we're close enough so that we can take advantage of berkeley food/bar/life-shiz.
-ngoc, but you can call me lil mama
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