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this has been said millions of times over the past twenty-four hours (and that's a lot considering it's only been a day), but to echo the resounding masses in disgust, fuck the bcs.

in the span of four years the state of texas has managed to singlehandedly ruin the entire country, and in effect, california. of its most egregious mistakes, the three nastiest things to come from texas are bush 2000, bush 2004, and a crappy rose bowl game, pitting texas against michigan, in which case i say, go blue, fuck up the texans.

there's a lot of articles you can read out there about how we got cheated and how texas was classless panhandling for votes, but that's okay, i think. we're still the number two university in the entire world, the number one public university in north america, and we're still better than texas because, hell, we're california.

you can imagine the collective sigh and the subsequent groaning growing into a loud roar in the city of berkeley after the decisions were announced on abc. trust me, you did not want to be wearing orange in a sea of blue and gold yesterday. and i think that says something about us as cal fans and as cal students, that yeah, this is bullshit, but hey, we're going to make the most out of this bullshit as we can.

so in true berkeley fashion, people have already organized a protest this wednesday on sproul against the bowl championship series, whining berkeley-style and i think we're going to get some points from it around the nation. (who knows, it might even get covered by national tv.) and if texas says we're just whining, we'll just let them repeal one more law against sodomy, have them start another nation-building war, and of course, let them appeal for more votes to beat writers in texas who vote in the ap poll as part of this hugely conspiratorial big xii-conference coaches' poll, giving the conference a huge payout.

and as a sign of solidarity, the student body has agreed to wear blue on thursday, something cal-related, to show our football team that we love them, they're awesome, and that they got fucking shafted.

so if you're reading this and didn't know about those two things, go do it for your golden bears. they deserve it at the very least.

roll on, you bears. fuck the bcs. and may texas be engulfed in nuclear waste after everyone has been fucked in the ass with a giant wooden dildo that splinters and gives everyone herpes. except for my relatives who live there, but i think they're planning on moving to california anyway.

fuck the bcs, fuck texas, fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. go bears.

posted by Open Source Food @ 12:15 PM